
The first few words of a letter or any communication are the most important we're always told. Fluff them and you've lost your reader. So starting a blog feels a little daunting. Perhaps my way of ducking the issue is to start in the middle. In a geographical sense anyway. Staffordshire actually.
Firmly landlocked and known, mainly, for the industries of The Potteries and parts of The Black Country, it's some way down the list of England's green and pleasant locations demanded by the tourism industry - despite being perfectly green and pleasant. I've got my own judging criteria though. Staffordshire makes my tastebuds dance (probably a Morris dance) and gives me a personal, warm glow of gustatory anticipation. (I have a Pavlovian reaction to most place-names, good or bad, based on their ability to do nice things for my taste buds and belly.) It's the county most associated with two of my favourite little nuggets of Britain at its tasty, traditional best: The Staffordshire Oatcake and Worthington White Shield, the bottled pale ale from Burton-upon-Trent. Both these yeasty survivors of times past help provide that special glow whenever Staffordshire comes up. And both are top of mind just now in the Barbarrick kitchen. I'm just making up a new batch of oatcake batter. I fancy having a stack of them to hand over the next few days to fill and grill with some decent Leicester, Gloucester or Cheddar and a bit of raw onion. I'm not making Worthington White Shield of course. I'm just making one disappear.
A word about the oatcake might be in order. The name can provoke thoughts of those oatmeal biscuits of Scottish provenance that tend to pop up alongside more patriotic cheeseboards. The Staffordshire Oatcake (which is actually common in north Staffs, south Cheshire and parts of Derbyshire) isn't a biscuit. It's a leavened oatmeal flatbread. A British 'wrap' from 200 years before the term wrap entered the fast food lexicon, if you like. I could tell you the oatcake is "a sort of crepe" or even, "a bit like a chapatti" - but I won't. Apart from needlessly blurring the perfectly formed identities of other countries' own foods, it's depressing how often I have to allude to a foreign food to describe (often to someone from south-eastern England), one of the regional foods of their own country. But don't get me going down that avenue just now.
Back to the oatcake batter. I'll not drone on too long about the intricacies of getting the right consistency which, along with the heat of the griddle or pan, governs the batter's ability to spread and therefore, the all-important thickness of the final oatcake. Which itself, governs your ability to roll the oatcake around its filling. On White Shield, I will drone on to the effect that this beer has narrowly survived some seismic changes to the brewing landscape in the last 20 odd years including, being turfed out of its Burton home to be brewed elsewhere. But it's actually on superb form again. White Shield, now brewed under the care of Steve Wellington at its original site on former Bass premises in Burton, is a link with the great names of Burton's brewing heyday; it's the 21st century version of Bass' and Worthington's 'India' pale ales that made the makers famous. It's also one of those rare beers that retains a quantity of yeast in the bottle and so continues to mature as nature, and William Worthington, intended. There, I said I'd drone on.
Now it's time to steady myself, take a sip of my yeasty, nutty Worthington, marvel at its remarkable full-bodied mouthfeel with it's creamy, natural effervescence. (I'm not reading that from a brochure by the way...) Then I'll be ready to dip my elbow in the oatcake batter and be sure the temperature's right for the yeast therein to work its own miracle.